When did you grow up and where was I while it happened? It's a balancing act maintaining a relationship with children who are young adults. Humor helps, I guess. So I was thinking of all the things one shouldn't say and do and came up with a list. These are things I would never say to you because a) they don't apply to you, and b) I'm just that awesome (shut up, I heard that). But in case other parents need some advice...Top 10 Things NOT to say to your college student:
- We decided to donate to the animal shelter in your name instead of giving you money this year. Happy Birthday!
- I worked three jobs to put myself through college!
- Where would you even park a car if you had one?
- Your roommate has a nice boyfriend. Does he have any single friends?
- I'm sure the dress you wore to Junior Prom will be fine for the fraternity formal.
- Who is that boy in that picture and why is he doing that?
- Don't take out any more school loans. You'll never make enough to repay them.
- We thought we'd surprise you with a visit!
- I put on weight too when I was your age.
- I gave your phone number to the Pastor and told him to call you.
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