another Christmas jingle

Only two days 'till Christmas. Here's a little something I wrote for the economically impaired this holiday season... you know the tune!

Deck the halls with last year's holly
fa la la la la, la la la la
at the mall you will not find me
fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our old apparel
fa la la la la, la la la la la la
'tis the season to be frugal
fa la la la la, la la la la

Where's the fruitcake from Aunt Edith
fa la la la la, la la la la
Maybe this year we'll have to eat it
fa la la la la, la la la la

Oh, and I couldn't pass up putting together a little something for Tiger Woods, sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas":

I want hoes for Christmas
Sexting for all to see
please be blond and gullible
"you're the only one for me"
Christmas eve will find me
where the love light beams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams

Happy last-minute shopping!