- Flame cologne - Does the Burger King King not remind you of a pervert? Not that I know any perverts, but if I did, he would look like the Burger King King. That guy gives me the creeps. Anyway, if your man doesn't smell beefy enough already, then go for it.
- Lottery ticket - Might as well light a few bucks on fire in front of your gift-recipient friend, then wish them a Merry Christmas 'cause that's about as much good as they're gonna get out of this gift. At least write a pre-gift agreement that they have to give you half if they win.
- Lingerie two sizes too small - Men, I personally think it's not a good idea to buy women lingerie, unless you have REALLY good taste and are at least smart enough to check the tags in your significant other's undies before heading to Victoria's Secret. Getting a teeny tiny thong two sizes too small does NOT get you any Christmas candy, if you know what I mean.
- Men's Underwear Repair Kit - Comes complete with safety pins, tape and White Out, but really, there should be no "repairing" of men's underwear. When you can feel a breeze, they need to go in the garbage. End of story.
- Anything with "Poop" in the title or any title related to poop - Seriously, do we not have enough to read? OK, maybe the classics "Everyone Poops" or "The Gas We Pass", but only if the giftee is under 5 years old. Otherwise, avoid titles such as "What's Your Poo Telling You", "Poop Culture" or "Who Cut the Cheese, A Cultural History of the Fart".
- Membership to Weight Watchers - no additional explanation needed.
If you find yourself with a few minutes between baking, shopping, traveling, unraveling...here are a few new sites to peruse.
If you like Mommy blogs, this is a good one. Not a lot of text, which can be refreshing on a mommy blog. She makes even the most mundane things beautiful in her photographs.
Speaking of Tessa, her sorority sisters found her last blog so she shut it down. She's up and running again here. I have no idea who the bears are, so don't ask me, but I always enjoy her posts.
Tis the Season- Enjoy!!
4 comments:
I think I have to get some of that Flame cologne, sounds hilarious.
I think you can find the commercial on YouTube - with the Burger King strokin' his bear rug in front of the fire (shudder).
Hmmmmmmmmmm..... a thong two sizes too small????
I love The Gas We Pass... Great literature right there!
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