A little Christmas Jingle

Aaargh! Thought I'd try my hand at a Christmas carol. Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and share my pain.

Oh, jingle bells, bathroom scales
Shocked at what I weigh
Oh what fun it was to eat
But now it’s time to pay

Oh, Silent night, jeans are tight
My waist has disappeared
I’m in denial when I say
The diet starts today. Not!

Photo courtesy of Susanne Gerres at www.parade.com