Thursday, December 3, 2009

Keep it in your pants

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho.

The world seems filled with "hos" these days, all who apparently make it a regular practice to hook up with Tiger Woods. I'm a cynic. People are rarely who you think they are, so let's not get all high and mighty when one more high-profile male can't keep it in his pants. Men are stupid. Women are too. One well know man once said "for all have sinned and fall short". Some just fall short in a more spectacular and public way, like the difference between falling off the Empire State Building and falling off a curb. The splatter (collateral damage) is more painful and spectacular when falling from a very high place.

You gotta wonder though what people are thinking. Like do you wake up one morning and say "Let's crash the President's little State Dinner honey. It'll be fun". Or "hmm, how many dead people can I stuff in my house before someone notices the stench." Or "I have eight small children, so now seems like the best time to walk away from my marriage".

Do people not have enough to do? Because my life is full. I keep pretty busy. I'm too tired to do much more than the next thing. I'm happy to keep a low profile and keep my failings off the front page of the National Enquirer. Because seriously - enquiring minds will NOT be interested in my humble life. And that's just fine with me.

1 comment:

Stephen said...

Like you, I was unfazed by the revelation that Tiger was having an affair. I was pretty stunned though that for such an awesome golfer he sure is a lousy driver. (There's a pun there somewhere but I don't have the energy to make it work.)